Since when does “>>” mean much greater than? I always thought it just meant it had been forwarded twice.
Since when does “>>” mean much greater than? I always thought it just meant it had been forwarded twice.
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. VII of XXVI)
Only one today. Hopefully this doesn’t help anyone figure out the pattern. You’re cute, interesting, and fun. I’d say we should hang out more, but that’s probably not true. This series: pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt.…
Finally stocked up on mexican candy.
Finally stocked up on mexican candy. How i missed that unique combination of sugar, chile, and lead.
Say what you want about Judas, but he got a heck of a deal!
Say what you want about Judas, but he got a heck of a deal!
You would think vampires would get more blood-borne pathogens.
You would think vampires would get more blood-borne pathogens.. Why haven’t we seen that movie?
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. VI of XXVI)
Even more! I’m so damn sorry. I wish I had known myself better so that this wouldn’t have happened. The drugs really did a number on you, didn’t they? I’m so very sorry I missed your wedding. You got me…
Some people are ardently against public breast feeding.
Some people are ardently against public breast feeding. Some are for it. I decide on a case-by-case basis.
How is it that a movie with the name “UP” can bring me DOWN?
How is it that a movie with the name “UP” can bring me DOWN?
So I set my face on fire today
So I set my face on fire today. Then Homer Simpson taught me a valuable lesson. Let me back up. It was my shave day and I had to go meet some friends at a local burrito establishment. Naturally, I…
Why do my friends back home use the TED talks for evil?
Why do my friends back home use the TED talks for evil?
Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. V of XXVI)
It turns out I have to make friends whose names start with the following letters: Q, U, O, X. If you know a quirky Quentin, an unassuming Ursula, an original Omar, or a xenophobic Xavier, please: send them my way.…
“Epistemological Hot Potato” would be a good name for a band, journal article, or first-born child.
“Epistemological Hot Potato” would be a good name for a band, journal article, or first-born child. Well… maybe not a band.
It is possible to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
It is possible to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Unless, of course, you’re currently wearing your boots. Then you’re just being silly.
Time to hit the books.
Time to hit the books… I guess we just have an abusive relationship. I hit them because I love them.
They say you’re your own worst critic.
They say you’re your own worst critic. If that’s the case, I’m set: because I give myself four stars!