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When is it ever okay to get back together with an ex?

(Crossposted at www.constrainedwriting.com)

“Two words: Breast. Implants.”

–Barney Stinson
  • When she wakes up from a coma.
  • When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier move.
  • When it was your fault and you understand that now.
  • For tax fraud/other schemes.
  • In order to vanquish a mutual mortal enemy.
  • While drunk and lonely (CAVEAT: Only applies if you’re not a suicidal alcoholic)
  • Because it would make grandma happy and she’s on her deathbed as a result of something you feel guilty about
  • If you’ve both had a sex change and want to try it in a different way.
  • If you’ve forgotten her through some sort of amnesia or messed up Sunshine of the Spotless Mind sort of scenario.
  • If you discover that the terrible things she did were actually done while being possessed by an evil demon.
  • Because— really— you couldn’t have done any better anyway
  • Because your horrible treachery will soon be uncovered
  • I guess if you’ve both really changed so very much such that the same problems won’t ever come up again. Maybe.

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(Crossposted at www.constrainedwriting.com) “Two words: Breast. Implants.” –Barney Stinson When she wakes up from a coma. When one of you moves back to the same place after having been separated by an earlier move. When it was your fault and you understand that now. For tax fraud/other schemes. In order to vanquish a mutual mortal…

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