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I haven’t broken a promise in the past ten years. It’s very important to me. Probably more important than my life or other silly things. My moral outlook is somewhat inconsistent with this, but I find that I need to…
Amazon Prime is ridiculous. I just ordered a lightbulb with two-day shipping. I… fail at environmentalism today.
Working at a center for ethics has its advantages. (By the way, I work at a center for ethics now.) One of these advantages is the ability to work next to – and be on first name basis with– internationally…
Here’s a memory: Before I start grad school, two of the people I know here ask if anybody wants to join them for a concert in two months. I respond ‘yes’ and ask them to buy me two tickets, as…
Dear Durham, Stop knocking at my door at creepy hours. If it’s past midnight and you’re not actively being murdered, I’m not interested.
Damn. Only 36 hours left to get my BFF’s birthday present ready. Why do I always do half the work two months early and half the day before?
In retrospect, it may not have been such a good idea to call ‘shotgun!’ for the squad car.
I have a new favorite pen. Life makes sense again.
Pro Tip: No matter what gender child your friend has, it is inappropriate to say “tough break” when they tell you.
It’s 10:00 on 10/10/10 people. … I give this day a 6.5
Today I tried to do a back handspring and landed on my head. I tried again and landed on all fours. #whyimabadass #truestory #noseriously Also #itturnsoutimnottoogoodatgymnastics
The software at the ethics center is too old. I should pirate a newer version.
Today I start a job at the center for ethics. Today I also start stealing office supplies.
I use erasable pens because I’m a terrible grader and I don’t want to write “-10? No, wait, +10. You were right, I was wrong. My bad.”
So two people had sex outside my friends’ tent last Saturday. “Look on the bright side,” I said. “At least it wasn’t just ONE person”
Studying biology has convinced me of the impracticality of eugenics. Also: terraforming. It’s like I don’t even know who I am anymore!
Arrested Development is being taken off Hulu. This is the worst thing to happen to the Internet since IE.