Even more!
- I’m so damn sorry. I wish I had known myself better so that this wouldn’t have happened.
- The drugs really did a number on you, didn’t they?
- I’m so very sorry I missed your wedding. You got me where I am now, though, and I don’t want that to go in vain.
- You have no idea how much I wish I could be angry at you. It’s like when a puppy pees on your divorce papers: you’re angry, but they’re just too stupid to realize that they caused anything.
- I don’t think anything you value is important in any way. You probably feel the same way about me. This makes me sad.
- Please lose weight, for your own health and comfort, if nothing else.
- Even though I was your ‘best’ friend, I actually never considered you a friend of mine. I’m sorry that you didn’t or couldn’t make closer relationships.
- I was really sad when things didn’t work out between us, but now that you’ve fundamentally changed your personality and values, I feel like I dodged a bullet.
- I haven’t known you long enough to want to say something about you, but not to you.
- One day, many years from now, when I see you on “To Catch a Predator,” I hope to be able to look back and deny ever knowing you.
- You are possibly my most favorite person of all time. It saddens me that I don’t see you or talk to you more.
- Sorry about what happened between me and your girlfriend. If it makes you feel any better, I always liked you better than her. Plus: she went crazy. You just went out of control.
- I was really pretty incompetent when you hired me for that job. And in retrospect, I don’t think you were doing me any favors.
- Hey: Marxism isn’t the answer. It doesn’t even matter what the question is. Just let it go.
… 🙂
This series: pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi
