Ind e-Pen # XLIV, The love of a man and his Ro-but
- by Pixel
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Introduction
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Rod Serling: Portrait of a man on the edge. Composing an elec-tronic mail to his fans, friends, and foes in the not too distant future. A future populated by ro-buts, wars on ideas, and strange folk in full color. This future is strange indeed, but for one man it will soon get stranger. For his message will take a detour before anybody reads it. A detour through– the Twilight Zone.
Me: Stupid Printing Place had to take so friggin’ long… and I worked my bum off to research the information on this cool graph, too. Hmm… what if I just attach it to this e-mail? Surely people will open it and be better voters for it? Surely…
Guidelines to Surviving a Twilight Zone Episode
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- You are wrong.
- The man you think is crazy is right.
- Children are scary.
- Do not bet, do not take a bet, in fact, just advise everyone to not bet.
- Anybody who is afraid has good reason to be afraid.
- Your fear of something is worse than the actual thing.
- Do not wish for anything, because it will come true.
- Ro-buts are evil. A healthy distrust is good.
- Except when they are not and the healthy distrust causes bad stuff to happen.
- War is terrible. If you live in a nation at war, try to spend as much time as possible in a bank vault.
- Kids’ toys are evil. Do not let anyone give your kid a toy.
- Unless it’s Christmas.
- When encountering aliens, walk softly and carry a big stick.
- Sure, Death is reversible, but not in any fun way.
- Mr.Death is actually nice once you get to know him, but you probably won’t live through the encounter… just like Martha Stewart.
- Stay away from time travelling planes or planes with people recently released from a mental institution
- Absolutely NEVER take part in a bet that involves a dead man.
- If you don’t join your crazy friend, you’ll regret it.
- All your faults will be reversed– but only for a limited time!
- If you have a super power, it will kill you.
Types of Love You may have for me:
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Psychological
- Limerence (basically just infatuation)
- Charity (aww… thanks. Unfortunately, this requires no love back from me. Sorry)
- Lust (please, please, please, please)
- Companionate (basically, the Will to my Grace)
- Fatuous (ha ha! I just called you Obeseuous!)
- Consummate (not likely… so sad)
Greek
- Conjugal (visits?)
- Erotic (YES!!!)
- Agape (as in to the gods, I’m not That cool– yet)
Philial
- Maternal (as in motherly, eew…)
- Paternal (as in fatherly, eew, yet strangely conforting..)
- Fraternal (as in brotherly)
- Platonic (as in friendly)
Ideal
- Patriotism (All hail Pixelonia!)
- Dignity (… wait…)
- Integrity (huh?)
Top thirteen Emotions You may feel
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- acceptance (I guess if that’s what you want to feel..)
- anger (You Better Not!)
- anticipation (Oh, I can’t wait to see if you choose this!)
- disgust (Ugh. It’s just like you, too)
- fear (Please don’t choose this. I’m ever so scared)
- guilt (It’s my fault you chose this…)
- hate (SCREW YOU, YOU UGLY FACE!!!!)
- joy (Yey! You’re joyous!)
- jealousy (I wanted to be jealous)
- love (… wait. What Type of Love?)
- remorse (Oh, if only I had been remorseful)
- sorry :(That sucks)
- surprise (Yah! I never expected That one!)
A Small Quiz:
I’m gonna go with… Cassie! For posting the excellent picture of Butt. Ha ha! Oh, awesome hat. Anyway, she gets a free Pix Capacitor. And Butt, for being an excellent picture of Butt- Gets nothing. HA!
This Week:
- Have you ever heard of Paul Krassner (paulkrassner.com)? Apparently he’s cooler than we are. And I don’t say that lightly because I’m pretty friggin’ cool.
- How do YOU pronounce “robot?”
- How do you love me? Or is it another emotion you feel?
Serling: His elec-tronic message is over. But now the true test begins. For his message will now reach about three people just on the other side of– The Twilight Zone.
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The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+44+++ Introduction ================== Rod Serling: Portrait of a man on the edge. Composing an elec-tronic mail to his fans, friends, and foes in the not too distant future. A future populated by ro-buts, wars on ideas, and strange folk in full color. This future is strange indeed, but for one man it…
Damnit Carlos,
I should get something! I mean I am Butt after all.
This Week:
1: hellz no nigga. i aint down wit dat jawn.
2: rowe-bott
3: are you talking about the love between a man and a woman, or the love between and man and a fine cuban cigar?
Love,
Butt
xoxoxoxox
Damnit Carlos,
I should get something! I mean I am Ro- after all.
This Week:
1: hellz no nigga. i aint down wit dat jawn.
2: rob-butt
3: are you talking about the love between a man and a woman, or the love between and man and a fine cuban cigar?
Love,
Ro-
xoxoxoxox