That hat makes you look like an idiot! .
That hat makes you look like an idiot! … So it suits you.
That hat makes you look like an idiot! … So it suits you.
I made a car out of trash and a trash can out of car parts.
On the one hand, I want to solve all of the world’s problems, but on the other, I really want a lot of people to die.
I need to learn philosophical jiu jitsu.
Aww, crud, my browser history says there’s a 92% likelihood I’m female.
Man, people telling me they pay close attention to my updates has made me gun shy. And that’s barely a euphemism.
Cuz Ashley publishes my good ideas before I do. Since I stopped making my twitters into asides on this post, these are the things you’ve missed by not following me on twitter. I’m going to post them twenty at a…
Laughter is good medicine so long as you don’t overdose.
They’re not religious. Unless you consider love a religion.. Which I don’t. I consider it a cult.
Yo @narfna, seriously: go here: I want you to be part of this, yeah? P.S. @meznor: you should also go there. I also want you on my super cool person constrained writing blog.