Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.
Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.’”
Things McCain should not say, “the guard traced a cross in the sand, so then i traced the letter ‘u.’”
The past version of myself gives me really bad advice.
If suicide is your final decision, you might as well go all out.
Six sodas for six dollars is a buck a pop.
I don’t need time management advice! I need one of those time turners from Harry Potter three.
The beauty of having meetings in restaurants is that even if nobody shows: food!
I worked for 25 hours straight before I took a break twenty minutes ago… jeez.
I just drank two Moster Java energy drinks and took some hard core vitamins and iron supplements. I think that was how Heath Ledger started
He wouldn’t even be the sharpest knife in the drawer if the knife was in a drawer of spoons.
I wouldn’t be able to finish my reading today if I were Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.