I pretend to have impostor syndrome a lot.
I pretend to have impostor syndrome a lot. I hope nobody catches me…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
That feeling when you run into a friend at the gym and they’re curling more than you’re squatting.
That feeling when you run into a friend at the gym and they’re curling more than you’re squatting.
I can’t tell if that’s a cricket or a grasshopper.
I can’t tell if that’s a cricket or a grasshopper. Quick– somebody tell a bad joke!
I would laugh if this weren’t so funny.
I would laugh if this weren’t so funny.
Still stuck at JFK.
Stuck at JFK. I hate JFK now. I’m glad they shot him.
The Terminal is a 2004 RomCom in which Tom Hanks must live in JFK.
The Terminal is a 2004 RomCom in which Tom Hanks must live in JFK. Having just spent six hours here, I bet it’s a torture flick.
I’m glad the TSA is finally relaxing air travel rules.
I’m glad the TSA is finally relaxing air travel rules. You’re now allowed to keep one shoe on, but you’re not allowed to choose which.
Pepé Le Pew cartoons are basically stories of the most charming date rapist.
Pepé Le Pew cartoons are basically stories of the most charming date rapist.
It’s the Summer Solstice.
It’s the Summer Solstice. Which means… Winter is Coming.
Every celebrity page on Wikipedia should have a “Rock Bottom” section.
Every celebrity page on Wikipedia should have a “Rock Bottom” section. Everybody would scroll to it right away.