GF: “I have to work 48 hours this week!” Me: “What are you complaining about? I work 48 hours every week! .
GF: “I have to work 48 hours this week!” Me: “What are you complaining about? I work 48 hours every week! … wait, I meant 4 TO 8 hours.”
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
When I was younger, I wanted to be a hand model.
When I was younger, I wanted to be a hand model. Then I lost my figure.
No, I don’t know the Potter Stewart dictum.
No, I don’t know the Potter Stewart dictum. But I’m sure I’ll know it when I see it.
Pro Tip: Never check the Internet when you are happy or being productive.
Pro Tip: Never check the Internet when you are happy or being productive. There is no such thing as a productive day of responding to emails
I just realized: Benedict XVI gave up being pope for Lent.
I just realized: Benedict XVI gave up being pope for Lent.
Why is the dissertation format designed to make readers hate authors?
Why is the dissertation format designed to make readers hate authors?
Whoo!! No pope! Last one to pillage and plunder is a rotten egg!
Whoo!! No pope! Last one to pillage and plunder is a rotten egg!
Super Friend Bash
I’ve mentioned Super Friend Bash before, but now it’s really becoming a thing. This year is the fourth annual adventure and we’re having it in Hawaii. A few people have bought their tickets already, so it’s going to happen again…
They say write what you know… which is why I never include any details about what my female characters are thinking.
They say write what you know… which is why I never include any details about what my female characters are thinking.
Die Hard is about how hard it is for terrorists to kill Bruce Willis.
Die Hard is about how hard it is for terrorists to kill Bruce Willis. Die Hard 5 is about how hard it is for Bruce Willis to kill the series