New pope! Please let his name be Pope Popey the first.
New pope! Please let his name be Pope Popey the first. There have been 21 popes named John. If we hurry through them, we could all live to see Pope John XXX. … or at least the movie. At least…
New pope! Please let his name be Pope Popey the first. There have been 21 popes named John. If we hurry through them, we could all live to see Pope John XXX. … or at least the movie. At least…
GF: “I have to work 48 hours this week!” Me: “What are you complaining about? I work 48 hours every week! … wait, I meant 4 TO 8 hours.”
When I was younger, I wanted to be a hand model. Then I lost my figure.
No, I don’t know the Potter Stewart dictum. But I’m sure I’ll know it when I see it.
Pro Tip: Never check the Internet when you are happy or being productive. There is no such thing as a productive day of responding to emails
I just realized: Benedict XVI gave up being pope for Lent.
Why is the dissertation format designed to make readers hate authors?
Whoo!! No pope! Last one to pillage and plunder is a rotten egg!
I’ve mentioned Super Friend Bash before, but now it’s really becoming a thing. This year is the fourth annual adventure and we’re having it in Hawaii. A few people have bought their tickets already, so it’s going to happen again…
They say write what you know… which is why I never include any details about what my female characters are thinking.