GF: “I have to work 48 hours this week!” Me: “What are you complaining about? I work 48 hours every week! .
GF: “I have to work 48 hours this week!” Me: “What are you complaining about? I work 48 hours every week! … wait, I meant 4 TO 8 hours.”
GF: “I have to work 48 hours this week!” Me: “What are you complaining about? I work 48 hours every week! … wait, I meant 4 TO 8 hours.”
When I was younger, I wanted to be a hand model. Then I lost my figure.
No, I don’t know the Potter Stewart dictum. But I’m sure I’ll know it when I see it.
Pro Tip: Never check the Internet when you are happy or being productive. There is no such thing as a productive day of responding to emails
I just realized: Benedict XVI gave up being pope for Lent.
Why is the dissertation format designed to make readers hate authors?
Whoo!! No pope! Last one to pillage and plunder is a rotten egg!
I’ve mentioned Super Friend Bash before, but now it’s really becoming a thing. This year is the fourth annual adventure and we’re having it in Hawaii. A few people have bought their tickets already, so it’s going to happen again…
They say write what you know… which is why I never include any details about what my female characters are thinking.
Die Hard is about how hard it is for terrorists to kill Bruce Willis. Die Hard 5 is about how hard it is for Bruce Willis to kill the series