New pope! Please let his name be Pope Popey the first. There have been 21 popes named John. If we hurry through them, we could all live to see Pope John XXX.
… or at least the movie.
At least the new pope won’t be Darth Sidious like the last guy..
Possible pope names: Pope A-dope, Pope Onarope, Pope I-thesailorman
We’ve had a new pope for ten minutes and I’m all out of pope jokes.
Pope Paco. I can get behind that. Only, I probably won’t because of the… incident.