If I started my own fellowship, I’d call it the Jolly Good Fellowship.
If I started my own fellowship, I’d call it the Jolly Good Fellowship. So that people would be able to say they were “Jolly Good Fellows.”
If I started my own fellowship, I’d call it the Jolly Good Fellowship. So that people would be able to say they were “Jolly Good Fellows.”
Now every state but Vermont, Washington, and Maine has petitions for secession. Can I counter-petition to just kick out THOSE states?
An online test says I might have narcissistic personality disorder. Which makes sense, because that’s the best possible disorder.
I’m not good at has#tags.
I’m going to commission a painting of myself standing next to a melted pack animal so I can have a painting of myself with the Dali Llama.
I think I spent more time grading their essays than some of these kids spend writing them.
I want to watch Statler and Waldorf watch the presidential debates.
I think astronomy has the most interesting history of all of the sciences. CONSIDER: • Nicky Copernicus – Figured out a way to make the heavens make sense by stopping the sun and spinning the Earth around it. Was so afraid of…
If wrestling is fake, then WWE is basically just a soap opera… a slightly more homoerotic soap opera.
It’s parents day and the Parents’ seminar is being held in the LGBT center. The signs all say: “Parents’ Orientation- LGBT.” #foundhumor