Oh, you meant “ha ha” funny, not “Gah Blah” funny.
Oh, you meant “ha ha” funny, not “Gah Blah” funny.
Oh, you meant “ha ha” funny, not “Gah Blah” funny.
I liked water polo before the Olympics made it all commercial.
I hate running into people I’m on good terms with.
Starting a business isn’t risky — it’s betting on yourself. So… it’s pretty risky.
I am not a good sports fan. So I don’t even try: “Who do you think would win in a fight? Anderson Silva or a chainsaw?”
He thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips, but he’s just the bag of chips.
Ghosts are the only supernatural beings you can ask people about with a straight face. Nobody ever says, “do you believe in gnomes?”
The pilot is a woman. I know that shouldn’t be surprising, but it is. #discoveredsexism
You know what they say: if life gives you Lyme disease, make Lyminade.