Faster than a bullet in orbit, can continuously leap over all the tall buildings, it’s a star, it’s a planet, it’s.
Faster than a bullet in orbit, can continuously leap over all the tall buildings, it’s a star, it’s a planet, it’s… Super Moon!
Faster than a bullet in orbit, can continuously leap over all the tall buildings, it’s a star, it’s a planet, it’s… Super Moon!
Prelim defense in 11 hours. No pressure… Passed!
I may not have a face that looks good with sideburns. But that’s okay, because chicks don’t dig sideburns. They dig… um, maybe radishes?
I have two rules for my roommates: 1) always buy two-ply toilet paper or higher and 2) Never bring home insufficient Mexican food.
I wear a leather jacket when it’s hot out because it makes me cool.
My friend Daniel and I have been doing this test for years. I call it the Bronx Tale test. It comes from the movie the Bronx Tale. It comes from this line: Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up…
This band sounds like early TATU. Like track one or two.
Drunk people are so angry when you cut them off, but then- in the morning- they forget they were ever there. It’s a great business strategy.
I have a date tonight, so you shouldn’t be home when I get back… I’m probably going to be binge eating ice cream and weeping gently.
I wonder if any of the planeteers ever had to get their rings resized.