Pixelopolis (part II)
Why do towns have roads? To allow people to get from one place to another. What are these places? And isn’t there a more efficient way to do this? An idea popped into my head fully formed while I was…
Why do towns have roads? To allow people to get from one place to another. What are these places? And isn’t there a more efficient way to do this? An idea popped into my head fully formed while I was…
I called the front desk to ask for a wake up call today: “Wake me up at 3 p.m.”
I don’t watch TV, but I do watch HBO.
I think I have mono, which seems like it might be ripe for jokes, but my brain is too single-tracked right now to come up with any.
Do you know the difference between a distinction and a distinction with a difference?
Get cheap beer, but not so cheap a hipster wouldn’t drink it.
Quote of the day: “my wank bank is too big to fail.”
You need to be with someone that makes you happy day-to-day, but also night-to-night.
Nice guys finish last. Overly nice guys finish alone.
What’s Super Moon’s kryptonite? I bet it’s still kryptonite.