Any time I borrow a smartphone, I change the settings so that it says “Sent from yo momma’s iPhone” .
Any time I borrow a smartphone, I change the settings so that it says “Sent from yo momma’s iPhone” ..I wonder why I don’t have more friends
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
It’s a little known fact that when René Magritte hung himself, the note said “ce n’est pas un suicide.
It’s a little known fact that when René Magritte hung himself, the note said “ce n’est pas un suicide.”
Lottery Night
I’m trying to get back into the habit of posting. Here’s a short question that’s been in my conversational repertoire this week: If you won the lottery tonight. (Say $100 million after taxes.) What would you do that evening to…
My goal for today is to not eat any Pad Thai.
My goal for today is to not eat any Pad Thai. This should NOT be as hard as it is.
There is no award for the most irrelevant citation.
There is no award for the most irrelevant citation. But if there was, this would win it every year, “as Aristotle points out, A is A.”
Me: “There is partial credit, so put something down.
Me: “There is partial credit, so put something down.” Student: “Anything?” Me: “Well, logic, not a Dadaist portrait of myself.” #regrets
I love it when students get to the staring portion of the exam.
I love it when students get to the staring portion of the exam. As if hoping to learn its secrets through intimidation.
When I’m feeling down, I dress up.
When I’m feeling down, I dress up. It makes me happy. When I’m up, I dress down. It makes the ladies happy.
I hang around coffee shops so much I may as well start a screenplay.
I hang around coffee shops so much I may as well start a screenplay.
Creationists think Adam was the first person.
Creationists think Adam was the first person. But he couldn’t have been. _I_ am in the first person. Adam is third.