BenJarvus Green-Ellis hasn’t fumbled the football in over 600 carries.
BenJarvus Green-Ellis hasn’t fumbled the football in over 600 carries. I don’t even have that good of a record with babies!
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Hourly Comic Day 2012
I can’t figure out how to make this look nice. Just click on the first one and cycle through it using the lightbox. …
I’ve left a trail of broken hearts.
I’ve left a trail of broken hearts. But they’re all my own. …and from playing Zelda.
Dear Lady-types: I don’t know how to add subtext to my text messages.
Dear Lady-types: I don’t know how to add subtext to my text messages. If I don’t respond for 30 minutes, assume I just fell asleep.
I think I misunderstood the concept of a Flash Mob.
I think I misunderstood the concept of a Flash Mob. I need to go home and change.
Actors who would play me in the movie: Michael Cera, Elijah Wood, Jesse Eisenberg, Seth Rogen, Sean Astin, Daniel Radcliffe, or Ellen Page
Actors who would play me in the movie: Michael Cera, Elijah Wood, Jesse Eisenberg, Seth Rogen, Sean Astin, Daniel Radcliffe, or Ellen Page
Hourly Comic Day.
Hourly Comic Day. Or: yes I would like 24 hours of stress and a sore wrist.
I think Lamb Chop’s Play Along is ripe for a reunion special.
I think Lamb Chop’s Play Along is ripe for a reunion special. What’s Charlie Horse been up to lately?
If you ever want to kill me and make it look like an accident, just play LMFAO while I’m shaving.
If you ever want to kill me and make it look like an accident, just play LMFAO while I’m shaving.
Yeah, but those options are completely different! It’s like comparing a purple midget to the abstract feeling of nostalgia.
Yeah, but those options are completely different! It’s like comparing a purple midget to the abstract feeling of nostalgia.