How do you make someone do something that embarrassing to themselves without the aid of religion, popularity, or fashion?
How do you make someone do something that embarrassing to themselves without the aid of religion, popularity, or fashion?
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Listening to the Branford Marsalis Quartet.
Listening to the Branford Marsalis Quartet. Best jazz music ever. I bet @Skrillex’s remix of it would make my head explode in awesomeness.
When buying a tuxedo, if the salesperson asks you why you need it, an amusing response is “you know: just for every day use.
When buying a tuxedo, if the salesperson asks you why you need it, an amusing response is “you know: just for every day use.”
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“…and it was an easy class for a slacker like myself to slack in…” -Overheard in a coffee house.
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“…I haven’t turned in a paper late in, like, ever… well, not since high school…” -Overheard in a coffee house.
The best vacation is the one where you’re not sure if you’re stuck in a time loop and can think of no way to investigate.
The best vacation is the one where you’re not sure if you’re stuck in a time loop and can think of no way to investigate.
Question: in the second Ninja Turtles movie, why is it that Shredder’s outfit also mutates when he becomes Super Shredder? #tweetsfromthe90s
Question: in the second Ninja Turtles movie, why is it that Shredder’s outfit also mutates when he becomes Super Shredder? #tweetsfromthe90s
Aww… crud.
“Would you like to sign up for email updates?” = “Would you like to spend more time deleting emails every day?”
“Would you like to sign up for email updates?” = “Would you like to spend more time deleting emails every day?”
It turns out 81% of New Year’s resolutions fail within two years.
It turns out 81% of New Year’s resolutions fail within two years… Don’t think about that too much.