If there’s one thing you can say about your parents, it’s that they raised a wonderful daughter.
If there’s one thing you can say about your parents, it’s that they raised a wonderful daughter… Which is more than you can say about mine
If there’s one thing you can say about your parents, it’s that they raised a wonderful daughter… Which is more than you can say about mine
Dear 20-33 year olds- what would you say to a guy your age that had never played Zelda?
I’ve deduced by mathematical induction that every day I am shuffling.
You’re 22? Really? Because you look like you’re pushing 30 with a feather.
Buyer Beware: the impulse aisle could set you back a year’s salary at Whole Foods.
Today I accidentally said the phrase ‘explosive diarrhea’ in class. They laughed. Does anyone have a phrase I can accidentally say tomorrow?
I shouldn’t enjoy teaching/teasing my students this much.
I sure could go for a Double Dragon reboot. Or a Double Double Dragon, if you will.
We’ve all been thinking it, but I’m just going to come out and say it: Alyssa Milano hasn’t done anything good since Double Dragon the movie
No Internet today to protest #SOPA. Man, I’ve never been so productive!