I never got Garrison Keillor, but the people who like him swear by him.

I never got Garrison Keillor, but the people who like him swear by him. “Gee Willickers,” they say. Because their swears are from the 1890s.

Roses are red.
Me: “I’ve been feeling more depressed recently” Also Me: “you’ve been spending time on Twitter again” Me again: “what’s your point?” Me, too: *scrolling*
You can’t ask me how I’m doing, it’s a violation of HIIPA.
1: where do you see yourself in five years? 2: best case scenario? Dead.

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