It turns out 81% of New Year’s resolutions fail within two years.
It turns out 81% of New Year’s resolutions fail within two years… Don’t think about that too much.
It turns out 81% of New Year’s resolutions fail within two years… Don’t think about that too much.
YouTube: Your advertisements should not be longer than the videos they precede. You are failing at the Internet. Hulu: You’re on notice.
Here’s a fun resolution: to live to see 2013.
Some resolutions: Be in better shape than I am now Pass my departmental prelim Contact friends and family every month Do something creative … I need a fifth resolution here. Perhaps something involving sexy lady types. 🙂
Did I accomplish all of my goals for this year? Did I accomplish any? Get down to 172 lbs. or 12% body fat Fail. Damn. I thought I’d set the goal at 175. Even then I failed. I got down…
I just hurt myself by literally shuffling too hard.
When I die, I want my funeral procession to just be an elaborate game of centipede.
“I can’t go home with you. Then you wouldn’t respect me in the morning!” “Why, are you not very good?”
I’m a lover, not a fighter. Specifically, I love to fight.
2011 — the pothole in memory lane.