Well, it’s an interesting article, at least.
Well, it’s an interesting article, at least. I mean, it raises an interesting pseudoquestion.
Well, it’s an interesting article, at least. I mean, it raises an interesting pseudoquestion.
Today, I feel like I’m climbing stairs the wrong way in an M.C. Escher drawing.
“The test was originally going to be seven pages, but I played with the margins and font until I got it down to five.” —Me to my class today
Warning: Keep this bag away from children. This bag is not a toy… At least not a very good one.
Overheard in a coffee shop: “Man, I can’t believe you were there! We would have met before we actually met.” *head asplode!*
Things I now know how to tie: shoelaces, a tie, a bow tie, and a noose. To celebrate, tomorrow after tae bo I’m going to eat Thai food.
I just saw Shaggy. Oh, wait. It wasn’t him.
It turns out that the punishment for plagiarism is a slap on the wrist. Next time I’ll fail the bastard. … Then send his mother a letter.
Him: It is what it is. Me: You don’t know how true that is.
BenJarvus Green-Ellis hasn’t fumbled the football in over 600 carries. I don’t even have that good of a record with babies!