Q: What did one Witzelsucht patient say to the other? A: I’m sick of puns.
Q: What did one Witzelsucht patient say to the other? A: I’m sick of puns.
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
How many grains are there in a heap? All of them!
How many grains are there in a heap? All of them!
I want to drive to all the Earth day events in the state.
I want to drive to all the Earth day events in the state. I just care that much.
My next paper is going to have both footnotes AND endnotes.
My next paper is going to have both footnotes AND endnotes. And also sidenotes, musical notes, and post-it notes.
If there are more footnotes than pages, you’re doing it wrong.
If there are more footnotes than pages, you’re doing it wrong. If footnotes make up more than 50% of the text, I hate you.
I wish I didn’t have to worry about money.
I wish I didn’t have to worry about money. Or rather– I wish I were justified in not worrying about money.
Today, for the first time, I used the phrase “when I graduate” as opposed to the usual “when I leave here in shame.
Today, for the first time, I used the phrase “when I graduate” as opposed to the usual “when I leave here in shame.”
“Are synchronized periods just ellipses?” -Mike
“Are synchronized periods just ellipses?” -Mike
I don’t have a team I like, so I’m just going to root for the even-numbered players.
I don’t have a team I like, so I’m just going to root for the even-numbered players.
Roller Derby makes less sense to me than Calvinball.
Roller Derby makes less sense to me than Calvinball. But I love it just the same.