Let’s go shoot something!
1: Let’s go shoot something. We could shoot a rabbit! And eat it!! 2: I don’t eat meat. 1: … We could shoot a plant, too!
Deep, like a llama
People are like… permanent markers: the more you shoplift, the more likely your pants are to get written on. socks: because you wear them on the inside of shoes. clouds: they float in the sky and look fluffy, but they…
Does your girlfriend know you’re making eye contact?
Coworker: I made my girlfriend a CD for Christmas about all the memories of the year. Pixel: *chortle* Coworker: Hey, at least I have someone. Do you have a girl to come home to every night? Pixel: No, but at…