Everyone else has had more sex than me

Literally. This Straight Edge stuff is hard.

But that’s me: Socially Promiscuous, Fiscally Conservative, but a Personal Prude.
Not only do I not drink, smoke, or do drugs, but I avoid meat, products that were tested on animals or created in sweatshops, religion, and prescription medicine.

You know, all of life’s little evils.

Literally. This Straight Edge stuff is hard. But that’s me: Socially Promiscuous, Fiscally Conservative, but a Personal Prude. Not only do I not drink, smoke, or do drugs, but I avoid meat, products that were tested on animals or created in sweatshops, religion, and prescription medicine. You know, all of life’s little evils. Related posts:…