Everyone else has had more sex than me
By Pixel. Filed in administrative business |
Literally. This Straight Edge stuff is hard.
But that’s me: Socially Promiscuous, Fiscally Conservative, but a Personal Prude.
Not only do I not drink, smoke, or do drugs, but I avoid meat, products that were tested on animals or created in sweatshops, religion, and prescription medicine.
You know, all of life’s little evils.