Gabe wins
Gabe:
You win the humor columnist competition (the other guy chickened out at the mere mention of competition). You get to write a humor colum for every Thursday issue of the paper. If you can have each one sent to me the Monday before it runs, that would be great. I don’t know if you’ve heard about the new Pistol Pete mascot at NMSU, but that might be worth writing a column about. It’s kind of a funny situation and we have a bunch of alumni writing to us about how angry they are.
Of course, I’m not telling you what to write. It’s just a suggestion. Hope to
hear from you soon.
Jayna Boyle
News Editor
The Round Up
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Gabe: You win the humor columnist competition (the other guy chickened out at the mere mention of competition). You get to write a humor colum for every Thursday issue of the paper. If you can have each one sent to me the Monday before it runs, that would be great. I don’t know if you’ve…