While doing research (clicking links) for my previous post, I ran across several pictures of René Descartes and laughed my ass off. I know, I know, I’m not one to talk, but still.
In any case, since nothing I write can make me laugh as much as Descartes’ face, here we go.
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David Hume
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Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
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Immanuel Kant
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John Stuart Mill
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Karl Marx
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Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz
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Friedrich Nietzsche
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René Descartes
Bertrand Russell
Ha ha. Okay, now if you can find a picture of a dead white man that’s funnier than Hegel or Leibniz (or Russell, ha ha!), you get a secret, forbidden prize of mystery.
Fair enough? Go!
20 Year Later Edit:
Now that I’m a tenured philosopher, I realize I should have picked on two more people:

Wicky (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

Shopey (Arthur Shopenhauer)
Thank you to Miranda Keepers and this post for pointing out my mistake:


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Bennito Enrico
Doust Curtis
Maurice Dirac
I had a great picture of newton, but lost it.
E=MC^2 Himself
Frechet
Edward Jenner (not funny face, but a funny pic)
I managed to make it all the way to Jenner Before giving up.
Schopenhauer?
Pixel, Seth, and most definitely Eggo, you all have slightly too much time on your hands.
*ahem*
Gabe’s back with a brand new bag.
I have a new job now, which means “piss off Pix Capacitor, it’s Gabe Time!”
(oh, and can you mail my last pay check to my home office? Thanks.)
Now I’ve got the damn Monty Python philosopher song stuck in my head. There goes the weekend…