Immanetizing the Eschaton

By Pixel. Filed in top lists  |   

     

19. I have superior powers of reasoning, oratory, mathematics, and most everything else. But don’t worry: I only use my powers for good, evil, and to show off.

Like most people, I have a list of historical figures I plan on snuffing out as soon as I figure out how to go back in time.

Here is the list so far:

1. Genghis Khan
2. Thomas Midgley Jr.
3. Albert Einstein
4. Joseph Stalin
5. Adolf Hitler
6. Pol Pot
7. Anne Frank¹

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1. Alternative funny last people include: Toucan Sam, Kitty Genovese, and The Lindbergh Baby[↩]

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2 Comments

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   Comment by Deutlich:
   Saturday, March 15th 2008 at 14:04 | 

   Ya know, I always wonder if someone actually were able to do that, if we wouldn’t just end up with a different kind of douche bag making the same fucking mistakes.

   Also.. it intrigues me that so many of your list have to do with WWII.
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   Comment by Pixel:
   Saturday, March 15th 2008 at 14:21 | 

   Presumably we’d have a lot of bad mistakes, too, but at least they wouldn’t be AS bad… presumably. I mean, without Stalin, Trotsky would have taken over and right now we’d all be hailing our soviet overlords.

   And about the WWII… umm… My memory only goes back seventy years.