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Immanetizing the Eschaton

19. I have superior powers of reasoning, oratory, mathematics, and most everything else. But don’t worry: I only use my powers for good, evil, and to show off.

Like most people, I have a list of historical figures I plan on snuffing out as soon as I figure out how to go back in time.

Here is the list so far:

  1. Genghis Khan
  2. Thomas Midgley Jr.
  3. Albert Einstein
  4. Joseph Stalin
  5. Adolf Hitler
  6. Pol Pot
  7. Anne Frank1
  1. Alternative funny last people include: Toucan Sam, Kitty Genovese, and The Lindbergh Baby []


  1. Ya know, I always wonder if someone actually were able to do that, if we wouldn’t just end up with a different kind of douche bag making the same fucking mistakes.

    Also.. it intrigues me that so many of your list have to do with WWII.

  2. Presumably we’d have a lot of bad mistakes, too, but at least they wouldn’t be AS bad… presumably. I mean, without Stalin, Trotsky would have taken over and right now we’d all be hailing our soviet overlords.

    And about the WWII… umm… My memory only goes back seventy years.

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