I apologize, my journalistic integrity somehow ranked lower than making fun of Jcak this issue. It turns out he did not see three boobs. Here, he can tell it better: you got some wrong information buddy. i didn’t see three…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+12+++ Introduction: =============== This week was chock-full of entertaining fun. Yep, being couped up in a car for 56 hours, seeing a tropical paradise, not getting any girls to flash me… you know, the usual. But enough…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+12+++ Introduction: =============== Today my good friends, we return to normalcy (oh, how I hate that word). That’s right, today, fateful readers, I go undercover, in drag, to find out just WHAT I’m missing out on. See…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+11+++ Introduction: =============== This is Gabe the Beaver filling in for whoever sends these silly e-mails out regularly. I wish I could tell you, seeing as he IS my direct boss, but quite frankly, I never cared…

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1++BT+10+++Introduction: =============== I have an excellent explanation for the lateness of this e- Mail. It’s a great explanation. Not like last week when I Had nothing better to say than, “my prostate just exploded.” Okay, so that…