Bah Humbug!

Stupid Christians with their stupid holiday and their stupid brainwashing of their stupid kids. Also, screw Halmark for making this such a monetary thing. Bah Humbug!

In related news, I gotta go, the damn weiner kids are listening. Also, my pops called. I’mna go spend some good holiday cheer with him and the gramps.

p.s. I’m broke, bitter, unloved (not platonically, filially, paternally, or maternally mind you), and cold. Plus, I just found out that most people get to this blog randomly. That’s a kick in the groin.

Stupid Christians with their stupid holiday and their stupid brainwashing of their stupid kids. Also, screw Halmark for making this such a monetary thing. Bah Humbug! In related news, I gotta go, the damn weiner kids are listening. Also, my pops called. I’mna go spend some good holiday cheer with him and the gramps. p.s.…