… you never expect someone who sniffs your underwear to scream about how you never shut up about yourself. I bored my stalker by talking about myself too much. p.s. I am officially bored. Usually i’m just ‘wanting to do…
…whenever I’m in New York city to not sleep with any gay 40-year old males. Also, it’s raining. Here. In New Mexico. And it has been for a few days now. I bet you don’t get crazy stuff like water…
Dear world, I mean this in the nicest way, but we have problems. I reckon they’re irreconcilable. Yup. You guessed it. It’s a four letter-word: girl… (s). *sigh* I’m beginning to think this just isn’t worth it anymore. I’m also…
I think it just might. Let me know what you think before I start commenting all willy-nilly on myself.
Hey, you know what’s fun? Obscene and pornographic materials! They’re almost as fun as violence and discriminating based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or age. So let’s all do some illegal activities, while I help you gamble…
After reading George Carlo’s book (or at least seeing most of the icky pictures), you’d think that I would know better than to rest my cell phone next to my crotch… I don’t do a lot of things that people’d…
Dear Jenny Belle Werness, Thank you for being such an excellent activist. Thank you for being so cute and possibly related to the head of the American Atheists that you won their scholarship. You’re probably going to spend that money…
After years and years of waiting (about 90 days now), I have finally earned a more well-rounded profile. No longer will people be able to mock the bejeezus out of me for not having my own stats on my page.…
No real news, other than my finding Erica’s new blog and my new subscribe option… wait, that is news. This is a test of the subscribe option. I want to know if it’s fo’ real. Oh, and they canceled Life…
How are you? This letter is in response to your letter dated February 9, 2005. Dear sir –STOP– We are writing you this letter to tell you to cease your infernal –STOP– manifestations you call ‘blogs’ that are in referrence…
There is a direct and inverse squared ratio between the amount of awesome stuff one does and how many posts they put on their blog. Figure that one out.. .. Or don’t. Whatever. It works like this: Posts = [1/(Awesome…
The Blogging Bloggers Association of Blogging in the Blogosphere (or BBABB) has rated this site: P42, which means that no children under the age of 42 or whose names contain the letter ‘P’ are allowed to think about this board.…
My cousin has a nose picking disorder, and recently it has become chronic. He told me that he had a mission to find his brain. I’m concerned for his disorder, and was wondering what could aide my cousin in his…
Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does: Donny Don’t make your posts excessively long. Donny Don’t make your posts about nothing anybody who doesn’t know about it wouldn’t care about? Got it? Because I don’t. Donny Don’t go for too long…
Crap. I never meant to delete a post… sorry about that. I hate reading that in other people’s blogs, sorry I did it here. In any case, I reposted it right afterward, so no big loss.
If you hate memes too, you should put this in your signature, profile, blog, e-mail, website, title, correspondence, and legal name. Everyone should put this in their legal name.
Why is it that when my friend Frank says, “I would do horrible things to that woman,” in reference to Angelina Jolie, it means something dirty or kinky and it’s funny, but when I try to say it in reference…
Hmm.. The old me would make a joke at his expense. The new me is too tired.