Now I understand why you hate him, Pammy. We could have left in the morning. We could have gotten there and hung out with people we knew and had a blast. We could have stayed the night there and then…

Happy Birthday, Pam!! I wish there were some way to see you on this, your 21st b-day… hmm… Wait… it seems as if I’m going on a spur of the moment, impromptu trip to Albuquerque armed with nothing more than…

I never asked to be on DailyKos’ list of blogs that are spreading the truth about social security, or on blogs now’s list of blogs discusing MSNBC or Dr. Dobson’s friggin’ crazy accusations, but I guess I am… Also, I’m…

I just saved two more people. See, I saw that the Parking Nazii was coming by from another holocaust (or something), so I just went ahead of her and put money in all of the meters that were about to…

Get online just as someone posts something, then keep changing the page until the person realizes that they’re being messed with.

Turns out I was full of bunk with one of my previous posts. I’m not going anywhere near USQ. It’s Macquarie all the way, baby. Also, check out these guys. I know the Able fellow from AP Biology in high…

I’ll give a dollar to the first person to tell me how to get rid of that pop-up that stalks this page. Better yet, I’ll give them $1024 if they tell me today. $512 if they tell me the 4th,…

Observation the third: Observation 1 needs modification. It seems that from late March to June is the mating season for the Washingtonian studentis. More observation is needed. Observations in Time: The Washingtonian studentis holds grudges like nobody’s business. Observation no.…

‘Nuff said.

Oh, and Jcak’s birthday was yesterday. Happy bir–*trails off*

Take your pick: this room, which might have its own bathroom … this one, that shares with the room next door … or this one, which shares a bathroom for every dozen people? And you’d be surprised which one is…

I hate high school students now. Not all of them, just 17%. But that’s okay, because our good pal Gabe has made a list of all the groups you are allowed to hate in today’s culture. Students are one of…

What the fizz? Obviously he was. I mean, we all saw the Passion of the Christ, right? Or at least the South Park episode about it.. oh, screw it. Speaking of which, am I the only one that severely hates…

70 posts in the month of January. That’s an average of 2.29 posts per day. And we’re not even counting the retconning of my history (although shh! You didn’t hear it from me). I seriously need a life. And now……