Saving Private Stranger

I just saved two more people.

See, I saw that the Parking Nazii was coming by from another holocaust (or something), so I just went ahead of her and put money in all of the meters that were about to expire, effectively saving her work and my fellow citizens money.
I’m proud of myself. You should be too. And the poor saps that I saved from a $25 bill should be proud of me the most.

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