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Have you ever accidentally posted something on another blog without meaning to? It makes you feel silly.

Boy, this being a contributing author to multiple blogs is confusing.

Update (midnight): Drew came up with an awesome meme, me thinks. Let’s follow it:

If I were killed:

‘Your mom was great in bed last night!’

Of old age (famous life):

‘I was like Dennis Miller!! Ha ha ha!!! … what? Too obscure?’

Of old age (political life):

‘Bury me with the head of Dubya.. I don’t care if he’s alive!’

Of old age (as a nobody):

‘I can make it into the history books if I just say some awesome last words… If only I could think of some.. Oh, poop!’

as a scientist:

‘I found a hidden message to worship Satan in– The Bible!’

as an artist:

‘I hid a copy of the DaVinci Code in my pants…’

as a Theologist:

‘Why the hell did I become a Theologist?’ ::rimshot::

betrayed:

‘Oh, it’s fair enough, I guess. I mean, I did pee on your toothbrush… this morning!’

As a philosopher:

‘I’m amortal: I could die, but I choose not to… Well, I chose not to.’

As a journalist:

‘Breaking news! Stop the presses!! Alert the editor!!! It’s true: I’m awesome.’

As a Viewspaper editor/publisher:

‘What, you’ve never heard of me? Oh, this doesn’t bode well. This doesn’t bode well at all…’

Getting struck by lightning:

‘Ouch.’

Shooting myself in the middle of a crowded classroom during finals right after the sixth person has turned in his test:

‘Oh, anything’s gotta be better than this friggin’ thing.’

Being struck by a meteorite:

‘Ha, foolish mortal! Nothing of this Earth can kill me!!’

Getting run over by a bread truck:

‘HA HA!! I DID IT!!! HA HA!!! ::twack::’

As a God:

‘Take that Judeo-Christian conception of God!’

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Have you ever accidentally posted something on another blog without meaning to? It makes you feel silly. Boy, this being a contributing author to multiple blogs is confusing. Update (midnight): Drew came up with an awesome meme, me thinks. Let’s follow it: If I were killed: ‘Your mom was great in bed last night!’ Of…

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  2. Yeah, but I didn’t think it was worth the effort. PLUS, I figured it’d be messed up to retract a post. I always hate it when I can’t read things because people deleted or hid them from me..