Damn it. Sometimes I wish people would start rumours about my sexual orientation.When I first started college, my friends and I would always hang out together and poke fun at each other. Two of the common staples involved the hidden…
I couldn’t help but overhear that you wanted to add some humour to your wonderful publication. Look no more! I, Gabe the advice-giving Beaver am here to help. Perhaps you’ve seen my work in Panther Tracks, Carver’s BT, the Pix…
Tao of Gabe Gabe the Rhetorical Beaver here with a lesson in ‘Ninja Speak.’ The idea of ninja speak is to leave your opponent rubbing his proverbial bum from a verbal shellacking that he is reasonably sure came from your…
Okay, fine! I admit it, I’m not Pixel Q. Styx. I am an impostor! The real Pixel lost use of his facial hair in the Battle of Valmy. I was his best friend throughout the war because he always had…
Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Copernicus decide that we weren’t at the center of the Universe? Ptolomy was the one that believed that the Universe conformed to us. So when any random douche says he wants to instill…
So it turns out that I’m happy now. Yup, for the first time in a long time, my life is perfect. Quite naturally, I thought that this would carry over to the rest of the world. Yeah.. About that… On…
Tao of Gabe Gabe the Inconspicuous Beaver here to try to quell the flames of hatred. It seems there has been a ‘controversy’ over the rumors of the proposed changing of NMSU’s mascot. Of course, if my information is wrong…