Month: September 2005

It came to me one day in a ravishing illumination yesterday: humans are outside my moral sphere of consideration. Consider this: I believe that pleasure and pain have value in themselves (positive and negative, respectively). I believe that the ethical thing to do in any circumstance is to reduce the amount of pain and maximize…

Karl, It’ll be on your computer by Friday. Love, Gabe. Related posts: Ooopsie!!! Turns out I was full of bunk with one of my previous posts. I’m not going anywhere near USQ. It’s Macquarie all the way, baby. Also, check out these guys. I know the Able fellow… Finally, Acceptance. Dear Pixel, I am pleased…

Oh, what the hell? Might as well go for gold. The following is made up on the spot (or as close to the spot as I can get) so as to not lose face to Seth, who threatens to steal my gimmick and be better at it than me. 1: So, do you like… stuff?…

Hey Gabe, Do you want to write a review of Conception Day 2005? Were you there? Circa. 400 words. Can’t promise to publish it – but if you are as good as you say you are – then I prob. will! 🙂 Karl Related posts: Adding Humor to Lachlan I couldn’t help but overhear that…

1: Have you ever seen Total Recall? 2: Yeah, but I can’t remember it. Oh my gosh! I need SPF 40, they have 60 Watt lightbulbs in there! Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, which is two times more often than a clock that’s ten minutes fast. Of course, if given the…

Have I ever told you all about my hidden racism towards white people? I mean, I don’t hate all white people, just whitey in general. But I say it like I do. I go around Klansmen and make jokes that deride white mommas and just generally enjoy carte blanche because people think I am white.…