For all you contradictory theorists…

My base of operations is now Wisconsin, in case anybody’s wondering how I could be in four places at once, it’s easy: time zones.

When I zone out, I do it through a time zone.

when i drink, i travel into the future (mostly the next morning) and teleport (hopefully my bed, but sometimes the couch or even the bathtub) instantaneously.

My base of operations is now Wisconsin, in case anybody’s wondering how I could be in four places at once, it’s easy: time zones. When I zone out, I do it through a time zone. when i drink, i travel into the future (mostly the next morning) and teleport (hopefully my bed, but sometimes the…