Why I’m no longer an advice-columnist

someone once asked me for advice on the best way to take care of a paper cut.
you know what i said?

amputation.

someone once asked me for advice on the best way to take care of a paper cut. you know what i said? amputation. Related posts: I suppose I’ll be wise for a year longer… I went to the dentist today. Twenty minutes of consultation (which included a seven minute video) and I had to pay…