Okay, I suck. I’ve been trying to write some horoscopes for the past month, but I’ve had the worst sort of writer’s block: where I just don’t want to anymore.So here’s your chance to do some good works for your fellow man. If you can write up some nice, short 10 to 65 word horoscopes for various astrological signs, I’ll give you twelve entire brownie points and my thanks. I understand that it’s actually fun the first few times you do it. I wouldn’t know, I’ve been writing these non-stop for four years :-$
Here, check out some examples.
– Πιξ
My favorite horoscopes are ones that aren’t really horoscope like:
Libra for July 11,
People enjoy your company, you dead sexy man.
Libra for July 13th,
Your kind aura permeates your presence, making you a pleasure to be around.