And now, a chapter-by-chapter non-verbal reaction to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
- Dark Lord Ascending
Whoa! - In Memoriam
Hm. *sigh* - The Dursleys Departing
Aww. :'( - The Seven Potters
!! - Fallen Warrior
Eep! - The Ghoul in Pajamas
Whoa. - The Will of Albus Dumbledore
Huh. - The Wedding
… - A Place to Hide
wtf? - Kreacher’s Tale
😯 - The Bribe
Oi! - Magic is Might
Meep! - The Muggle-born Registration Commission
Ugh! - The Thief
asdf - The Goblin’s Revenge
H’yeeah! - Godric’s Hollow
*asplode!* - Bathilda’s Secret
Sssss… - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore
Umm… - The Silver Doe
Pshaw! :-/ - Xenophilius Lovegood
Hm. - The Tale of the Three Brothers
Wha?? - The Deathly Hallows
Whaa–?? - Malfoy Manor
Eeep!! - The Wandmaker
NNN-!!! - Shell Cottage
S-wah… - Gringotts
Whee!! - The Final Hiding Place
Hee hee - The Missing Mirror
Shh-yah! - The Lost Diadem
D’oh! - The Sacking of Severus Snape
Huzzah! - The Battle of Hogwarts
HA!! - The Elder Wand
Oh.. - The Prince’s Tale
… !
- The Forest Again
🙁
- King’s Cross
*whoosh!*
- The Flaw in the Plan
OMFG
- Epilogue
Meh.
My information was false. I never actually knew the real ending, but upon looking online elsewhere, the true ending was available if people wanted to look for it. I’m not that kind of person, so I never posted what I thought I knew nor looked for confirmation.
As for this review, it works best in audio format. I hereby copyright the concept of a grunt review, although I may never use it again.
*Grunt*