Why I love my friends

Early in 2006, Moofruot sent me her sock as per a prior agreement. I’ve mentioned that before. My friends think it’s odd that I carry the sock around in my backpack, but it makes perfect sense to me. I mean, I can’t figure out what else to put in that CD player pocket, and a sock makes as much sense to me as loose change, so why not?

Today, I received something else I will add to that pocket. I went to check the mail this morning, expecting to find nothing that would signal my imminent death. Isn’t it funny how wrong you can be sometimes?

I opened the mailbox and found something that shocked me to my very core!

My former roommate Jess sent me a little “Prince of Darkness” Voodoo doll. It’s brilliant! I’ll include the letter without any explanation whatsoever.

I <3 Jess. She’s great. One day I might write an ode about her. She’s smart, funny, gorgeous, fun, caring, a great listener and just a bit quirky. I wish all humans were like her. Which is why I must KILL her. She understands.

Today I am thankful for… snail mail, death threats and Jess… but not necessarily in that order.

Lappy Update: There is nothing worth reporting in the Lappy front. Please hold all further questions, cards and gifts until it arrives. Thank you.