Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story
Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story
Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story
*Phew!* My to do list is almost finished. All I have left is “Learn French.” … Aww, crud.
Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: brilliant! Warm Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper: Fug awful.
52. I have a very naturalistic outlook on life. For instance, I believe morality, identity, emotions, and consciousness are all evolutionary jerry rigs. If you’re at all interested, I’ll explain a few of those eventually. Trust me, the topic is…
51. When I was a kid, my brother and I would have coloring contests. Then we started having drawing contests. He always beat me (on the count that he was three years older). As a direct result, I stopped drawing…
Wait, do they run the olympic torch back to athens after the olympics? They should. It only makes sense.
50. I have asthma now, but apparently I don’t in the future. What the Flip? Young Pixel here, responding to yesterday’s post. Here’s the necessary quote: I told myself that I would eventually have enough disposable income to buy candies…
‘code three to register one?’ Man, why don’t they call them something awesome, like ‘code ninja to register gorilla’?
I wish i could tweet in pictures, but that would go 950 words over the limit.
49. When I was 12, I thought I wanted to be a computer programmer or computer engineer, because I liked computers. A year later, I didn’t know what I wanted to be, but I knew I hated programming and I…
48. I don’t have any grandmothers left. My mom’s mum hanged herself when my mommy was 6 and my dad’s mum died of the diabetes when I was four. Actually, it happened just a few weeks before this picture was…
47. I don’t know when I’m joking half the time. Seriously. My brain works on an ironic gear, so sometimes I say funny things or say things in an amused tone of voice, but have no idea I’m doing it.…
46. I sometimes worry that I’ll get to the point where I won’t be able to relate to anyone without a tertiary education level or a finely-tuned sense of ironic irreverence. It seems that the amount of awkward silences between…
I’ve been offered four jobs so far this year: each one better than the last. I wonder how long I have to wait to be offered ‘President.’
Don’t you just love when your aunts are talking to you and you’re completely superfluous to the conversation?
45. I don’t know if I’ve ever bought my own clothes. I’ve bought dress shirts in the past five years, but other than that, most of my clothes are just gifts, give-aways, or old clothes my mom gave me.1 A…
I was offered a job as a technical writer for $17 an hour, but I can’t accept it. I know, I’m beating myself up too.
44. I’ve driven across the country 8 times. On 7 of those occasions, I had nobody accompany me. Several of those trips involved 12 hours of driving or more at any given time. Four were all in one go. It…