Month: April 2008

I miss irony… do you ever think she’s coming back?

39. I learned to read when I was four because my mom was teaching my brother how to read and I wanted her to pay attention to me. Every time I hear that story, I’m astounded at how little has changed. Since I started posting a fact about myself every day, I’ve stopped posting multiple…

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I’m not sure I’ll bother titling this

38. I’m told (by the mirror) that my pupils are chronically dilated. I was once told that this means that I have an excess of Seratonin in my system, but I never bothered to verify if this was true (I doubt that it is). I just took it as fact and repeated it whenever the…

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I’m so excellent, I don’t even know what I’m doing

37. I only applied to one college after high school, because I knew I wouldn’t be able to afford anything other than a state school. I also applied to only one scholarship. Luckily, I got it and didn’t have to pay for any college. I’m beginning to think I maybe could have done that elsewhere……

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I’m a fool in general, no need to single out a specific day

36.  I’ve worn the same leather jacket day-in and day-out since I was 17.  I even had to get it repainted and redone once. This is my calendar for the rest of the summer (it’s already summer for me): Each of the little circles specifies a different state I have to be in: April 4–6:…

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