When (and how) to argue
65. After my brother joined the military, my mother began forcing my father and I to go to church as part of a ‘family activity.’ They bribed, lied, and cheated to get me to go. So I went, reluctantly. It’s…
What do you have to do that’s better than think about naked hulk? I don’t know, think about the naked thing.
What do you have to do that’s better than think about naked hulk? I don’t know, think about the naked thing.
If we accept slippery slopes as logical fallacies, before you know it, we’ll all be wearing penguin-fur thongs!
If we accept slippery slopes as logical fallacies, before you know it, we’ll all be wearing penguin-fur thongs!
The internet is down.
The internet is down. Would i be sensitive or a sissy if i wept openly?
Wow, that took a dark turn at the end…
63. For years my favorite number was 35. That just seems silly to me now, because it’s 100011 in binary. Dear World, I’ve decided to start treating you all as a single person, much like Anne Frank did to “Kitty.”…
I’ll be 25 until further notice.
I’ll be 25 until further notice. This means that I was now born in 1982 until May 29, after which I will have been born in 1983.
Ghost in the Machine
62. Every time I go somewhere, I have to carry books, a laptop, a notebook, or anything else. I have to. It’s my way to never forget stuff: I just make sure there’s always something to remember. This is supposed…
Holy cow, that was @JamesBond style: I just posted today’s post with only ninety seconds to spare!
Holy cow, that was @JamesBond style: I just posted today’s post with only ninety seconds to spare!
Four attractive women smiled at me today.
Four attractive women smiled at me today. This doubles my life total.
Leaving arizona because my passengers are lame and have ‘jobs’ and ‘families.
Leaving arizona because my passengers are lame and have ‘jobs’ and ‘families.’ pfft! Losers. Now to load up on energy drinks.
Ooh! Chalk art and bad music!
Ooh! I’m in Arizona! Look! Chalk art and bad music!
In arizona.
In arizona. It’s warm. My friends say i should take off my hoodie, but then how would i look cool?
A Photo Project
61. When I was in high school, I always had to have four pockets for my four objects of necessity: my wallet, my keys, my cell phone, and my camera. Then I upgraded cameras in 2003 to a camera that…
It turns out the wall in arizona isn’t made to keep mexicans out, but to prevent arizonans from escaping.
It turns out the wall in arizona isn’t made to keep mexicans out, but to prevent arizonans from escaping.
In arizona.
In arizona. Figured out why John McCain wants to move to washington d.c. permanently.
You know what i’ve never seen that would be AWESOME? Baby juggling.
You know what i’ve never seen that would be AWESOME? Baby juggling. I bet it’d be quite a show.
Can you think of any movie that takes place in Arizona besides Tombstone? Yeah, think about it…
60. When I was in middle school, I was part of the science club. We would go to different sciency places in New Mexico every Saturday of the semester. I still think about those trips every time I go anywhere…
Okay, I’ll miss @srah first, then the rest of you can take turns, savvy?
Okay, I’ll miss @srah first, then the rest of you can take turns, savvy?