The score to beat is 2
91. I am not competitive by nature. By which I mean I am, I just win all the time, so I have to pretend I’m not. My friend Frank came up with a fabulous thought experiment: In a given month,…
Why does everybody love Pixel?
90. I’ve never made more than $7 an hour… yeah, I was getting ripped off for years, then I graduated and couldn’t find a job I liked or that paid well. I’m ashamed of that. Dear World, So… I’m back. …
Just saw Paris Hilton’s ad and.
Just saw Paris Hilton’s ad and… it was okay, I guess. More than anything, it’s just hilarious that it’s news.
Another Way to Avoid Getting Mugged
Here’s another strategy. It requires: No will to live Assume you’re about to get mugged. Step 1. Pull the pin to a grenade. Step 2. Hold it up and stare into the eyes of death. Step 3. Grin ear-to-ear menacingly.…