82. None of the products in my bathroom were tested on animals.
So I’ve decided to extend my contest a bit to give people more time to enter. PLUS: I’m going to be traveling in a third-world country soon, and everybody loves lead-based toys and candy, right?

Oooh! Lead-based candy! That stuff is getting hard to find around here, and mixing in paint chips only works for the crunchy types.
Besides – far as I know, brain damage is overrated.