59. One of my secret shames is that I sometimes go to Hastings or Barnes and Noble and read all of the new comics without buying them. I sometimes buy the compilations and graphic novel versions, but $3.99 seems like far too much to pay for a 20-page comic book.
- Clark Kent
- Peter Parker
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
- Anybody flammable
- Edvard Munch
- A more attractive, more intelligent young virgin who warned you not to go in there in the first place.
- Anybody with crazy eyes and a mustache
- George Constanza
- Hal:
- The Oompa Loompas
- Rioters
- Rugby players
- Anybody who is enemies with MacGuyver, Jack Bauer, John McClain, or the Terminator.
- Me
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
