Hey… you!
I have just received your letter and was rather confused by the advice. You told me to ignore grades and make friends, but I took that to be a typo. Surely you wanted me to ignore friends and make grades, right? Your letter seemed to think what I do with my life will somehow affect yours, but I can’t see how that follows at all. Besides, your advice was all aimed at things I haven’t done yet. What good is that kind of advice? I guess I’ll just ignore it until it does make sense.
Anyway, I wanted to ask what I’m doing with my life at age 22. The way I figure, you’re about old enough now to have made your first million, right? That’s probably how you sent that letter back in time. Also, did you ever end up using that costume I designed to fight crime? I was looking at it right now and realized I hadn’t put in enough pockets for gummy worms. I’ll keep working on it for you, okay?
Wow. You’re 22. What’s that like? I bet you’re really strong. Does your wife like that? How many kids do you guys have? Are any of them in college?
Also, I wanted to know if you and Luis were still best friends forever. Was he your best man at your wedding? I bet he ate a lot of cake. He likes cake.
So, now that you’re retired and a millionaire, do you have parties all the time? I bet you hang out with your brother almost every day. Me and him are on okay terms right now, but that’s just because we got a second controller to the Sega. Do you have a Sega? Sega has probably come out with a much better system in your time, though. Right?
Hey! What if you reply to this with some old (to you) copies of various Sega games?? I like Sonic and Shinning Force, but Phantasy Star is good too.
Please reply really quickly! I really want some games! Plus also: I want to know more about your supermodel wife. Does she know about your secret crime fighting? Does she fight crime with you?
Awesome.
Sincerely,
Pixel, age 10, © 1995
p.s. Don’t worry about your life disappointing me. It won’t, I’m sure. I don’t care if you only fight crime on the weekends and your wife is only a part-time model. Or what else is it? Has the commissioner not given you the key to the city yet? Because it’s all politics, you know.
Oh my goodness. You amaze me. I may giggle well into next week. 😆
Bwahaha. Love.
Pretty good vocabulary for a ten year old….JUST kidding.
I just woke up and this was one of the first things I read… I was so damn confused and had a sort of Homer Simpson episode…
I’d love it if I could do this sort of thing for real… How cool would it be…