I’m just going to say it.
I’m just going to say it. I know we’ve all been thinking it: There’s just not enough rickrolling in Shakespere’s sonnets.
I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
I’m just going to skip to the end of this article to find out what this guy is going to fail to prove.
I give all my inspiration away
I leave no inspiration for myself.
I don’t know what this is…
…So I am posting a test.
Too happy to be a philosopher…
… Too sad to be anything else.
Why should we care about poverty?
… Because tomorrow, it could be you.
It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals.
It’s too easy to make people feel sad and cry at funerals. I want them to panic and feel slightly aroused.
Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
Metaphors are LIKE similes, but similes ARE metaphors.
Whoever said time heals all wounds…
… obviously never had Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
I meant to say sui generis, but instead I said sega genesis.
I meant to say sui generis, but instead I said sega genesis.
Why you should never assume anything…
“Did you tow my car, sir?”
“I didn’t call because I wanted to make a podcast.”
My friend Pixel is likely the craziest person I’ve ever met. His stories and adventures are not something easily trifled with. This is the only person I know sitting on earth that would literally die to keep his word (that…
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If you could control your emotions…
…would they really be worth having?
Just grokked apple juice.
Just grokked apple juice. You grok?
don’t eat the cookie dough
Twenty-four cookie recipe only makes fourteen.
He’s easily manipulated, but not by me.
He’s easily manipulated, but not by me… which is the worst type of easily manipulated.
Some more possible constrained writing games
Haikus Other types of poetry Set words (6, but maybe more) Set themes (rotating by author) Writing stories (hopefully good ones) where the authors switch every sentence. Microfiction Set words or rules that must be worked into a story. p.s. …