All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican.
All my friends that have moved to red states have turned Republican. I, on the other hand, moved to North Carolina and now it’s tinting blue
“Some days are better than others”
“Don’t Jump!” She bluffed. He called.
I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate.
I don’t prejudge, I just precorrelate.
I VOTED!! I wasn’t expecting some of those candidates, though.
I VOTED!! I wasn’t expecting some of those candidates, though. I mean, who’s barack obama?
It does not pay to have enemies.
It does not pay to have enemies.. But It’s still cheaper than having friends.
I felt smart today.
I felt smart today. That… that hasn’t happened in a while. In a long while.
@narfna — did I ever thank you for helping me with my personal statement.
@narfna — did I ever thank you for helping me with my personal statement. Because I am now in grad school and… that was just cold, man.. I don’t hate it, I sort of like it. I just like whining.…
@ascottwhite — Holy crud! There really is such a thing as diabolus ex machina: http://tinyurl.
@ascottwhite — Holy crud! There really is such a thing as diabolus ex machina:
I become people’s favourite friend sometimes
“…I should let you go, then.”
Is there a demonius ex machina?
Is there a demonius ex machina?
Why hasn’t the sky fallen on us yet?
Why hasn’t the sky fallen on us yet?
Chess is a game for kings.
Chess is a game for kings. And knights and bishops and rooks.
Oh, my sweet baby Zeus, yes! DEUS M*F*ING EX MACHINA!!
Oh, my sweet baby Zeus, yes! DEUS M*F*ING EX MACHINA!! @narfna — I just got saved from a three hour presentation I wasn’t prepared for as if by the hand of Zeus.
An old flame in cold wind…
Just enough to keep me warm.
I wanted to write something snazzy..
But I won’t because I can’t.
@meznor — You are poetry.
@meznor — You are poetry.
I always speak truth to power
So long as it can’t hear.
I found this link: http://tinyurl.
I found this link: and I… I just don’t know what to do with it